Track By Tracks: Wizzerd - Space‽: Issue No​.​001 (2022)

1. Launch:

Fasten your seatbelts as thrusters engage for a cosmic journey into the wild unknown…

2. Sisters of the Sun:

Somewhere beyond the stars, seven valkyries dwell deep within the void. They watch over us, they protect us, and my god, are they beautiful.

3. Super Nova:

What is a man’s best friend? Is it his dog? His mother? His woman? Or is it a 1969 Chevy Nova SS? The answer lies within these one-hundred-thirty-eight seconds.

4. Attack of the Gargantuan Moon Spiders:

When the moon has been taken over by gigantic robotic arachnids and all hope is lost for the lunar landscape, who you gonna call? Wizzerd.

5. Don’t Zorp ‘N’ Warp:

Remember the golden rule. Zorping can be a fun and harmless recreation, but when behind the wheel of your Firebird Trans Am flying at 186,282 miles per second, you have to keep a sharp mind.

6. Space Chase:

However, when you’re in trouble sometimes the rules need to be broken and there is only one way to bend time far enough to escape the Fuzz.

7. Transmission:

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8. Doom Machine:

Sometimes there is no better feeling than revving your engine among the stars. And sometimes there is no worse feeling than the sighting of the Doom Machine in your rear-view mirror.

9. Diosa Del Sol:

Deep within the hottest burning star in the galaxy rages a fire that can purge a man’s soul and devour his heart all with one romantic celestial flair. Behold: the Goddess of the Sun.

10. Cosmic Woman:

There may be one who weaves the inner working of the cosmos. There may be one who determines fates and distracts from realities. There may be one being to rule them all. Then again, this may only be speculation, but regardless she will blow your mind.

11. End Transmission:

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