Track By Tracks: Crème Flesh - For Your Ass Only (2026)

1. Field of Creams:

A son starts hearing the voice of his dead father, who used to run a 1970s porn theatre, telling him to build one and "they" will cum.....then builds one on his property that starts being frequented by the ghosts of old perverts.

2. No Cunt For Old Men:

About a dude too old to be at the bar, being a creepy asshole to the younger women, and getting thrown out by a bouncer and run over by a pickup truck.

3. Lake Flaccid:

A song following a rambunctious gator with issues regarding his inability to get hard l, and goes on a murderous rampage in a small town because of its erectile dysfunction.

4. For Your Ass Only:

James Bond finally meets the dominatrix of his dreams, reserving his tongue for her ass only.

5. The Gapes of Wrath:

A man and woman have been together a long time, but the only thing she's interested in is having her ring stretched wide open.

6. MILF of Magnesia:

About a forbidden love between a man (our singer) and a much older woman (Helen Mirren), hiding their intimacy from the public while fondling each other's genitals behind closed doors.

7. Sleepless on Cialis:

About an older guy and his partner wanting to fuck, but by the time his boner medication kicks in, his partner falls asleep, and he's left there hard and awake all night.

8. Jagged Little Peni’s:

A Canadian salute to Alanis Morriset being plagued by a string of lovers with lackluster tackle.

9. Scat's Cradle:

About two people trying unsuccessfully to play cat's cradle.....but with shit.

10. The Whores of Perception:

About a dude taking acid and visualizing visiting the spectral whorehouse from Beetlejuice.

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